Monday, March 19, 2007

Occhams Razor Says that I'm Right


Abstract: The fuzzy math of global climatic change and the religious fervor of nuclear proliferation will allow me to top off my SUV cheap and enjoy beautiful sunsets.

So I'm listening to the radio the other day and apparently the same chicken little climate scientists that say that mankind is causing global warming (just like cro-magnon man did during the last ice age burning mammoth blubber) also says that using the same computer models a 100 or so warhead nuclear winter would cause a global 2-3 degree cooling. This would counter act global warming and put us behind the "tipping point". So the Cold War idea of mutually assured destruction is B.S. and is actually the opposite.

So here is how it goes down: Both Israel and Iran are religious states and with your Higher Power on your side you have nothing to worry about. Besides Armageddon is all part of the end game anyway hence peace and harmony on earth and virgins (i.e. inexperienced women, Yeah great motivator for death, huh) for every red blooded man. This being in the back of parties at hands mind would make them most likely to nuke each other instead of using diplomacy.

Resolved:
We give both Iran and Israel neutron bomb technology (low radiation nukes), tell each of the leaders that the other is insulting their man hood and wait for the sparks to fly, err uh mushroom clouds. 90 days later fallout is to the levels where Halliburton can go into the Iranian oil fields as per their no bid contract to repair the oil pipe lines. Now that Israel and Iran is gone, there is no more trouble with the rest of the middle east, like what are they going to bitch about other than no suitable replacement for American entertainment like Baywatch. Oil prices plummet, fallout will make beautiful deep crimson sunsets for a couple years while temperatures cool down.

So this is a win, win, win. Peace in the middle east where people haven't been able to live together for eons. Cheap oil prices to keep those Hummers rollin', and lets not forget the hysteria of global warming will go the same way as the apocalyptic hype of Y2K. Besides Global Warming will kill off more people in poor countries. It is time that the wealthier nations step up and take one for the team.

The simplicity of this is an "inconvenient truth" and Occham says that I'm
right!

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